You must think I’m royally stupid.
“I had a mabari once. I mentioned she was taken from us, did I not? This was when Orlais still ruled, and it was an Orlesian lordling who took her. I tried to keep her, but there was little I could do. It was six months before we saw her again. The Orlesian returned her—and when I say “returned,” I mean “pushed her out of his wagon.” She was skin and bone, and still carried the scars from where their pronged collars bit into her neck. She never quite recovered. She passed away after a week. It was as though she held on long enough to come home to us. I held her head in my lap, and I believe she died happy.”
#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand
IM CHOKIN G
You still have hope that this war will end with your honor intact. Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.
Fallout 3: Vault 87
#you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy
DAT TAG. Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now
You know when you see a photograph of someone you know but it’s from years before you met them, and it’s like they’re not quite…finished.
OKAY I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE BUT GOD IT HURTS. THE FIRST GIF IS OF TEN AND RIVER. THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE IS TRYING TO GET HER TO TELL HIM WHO SHE IS. TO HIM. AND RIVER OF COURSE WON’T TELL HIM. BUT SHE STILL WANTS HIM TO TRUST HER AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY SHE REACHES OUT TO HIM, TO STRAIGHTEN HIS BOW TIE, LIKE SHE NORMALLY WOULD. EXCEPT IT’S NOT THERE. BECAUSE THIS IS TEN. AND TEN DOESN’T WEAR BOW TIES. AND I THINK THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN SHE REALIZES THAT THIS MAN, EVEN THOUGH HE IS THE DOCTOR, IS NOT HER DOCTOR. HER DOCTOR WEARS BOW TIES AND THINKS THEM COOL. HER DOCTOR FLIRTS AND FLAILS AROUND HER. THIS MAN IS FREAKED OUT BY THE MEAR PRESENCE OF HER. WHO SHE IS. WHO SHE COULD BE. AND I THINK THAT TERRIFIES HER.
Boom boom boom,
Even brighter than the
AGGRESSIVELY WANTS TO CHOP OFF MY HAIR
FUCKING DO IT. IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD. BABY YOU’LL LOOK SO HOT.
I AM SO INSECURE THOUGH
I DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN UGLY PREPUBESCENT BOY LIKE I DID IN 7TH GRADE I WILL NOT LIVE THAT LIFE AGAIN
Darling, you will never ever look ugly. No matter what. You are one of the most beautiful girls I know. And I think you’d look badass. I don’t think you’ll look like a boy.
Alsoalso (this completely goes against that last statement but) imagine how much easier cosplays will be. *cough cough* Bruce cosplay *cough cough* And you know we are doing tons of that this summer.
QURL YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, I THINK YOU’RE OKAY AS LONG AS YOU DON’T MELT THE SKIN OFF YOUR FACE WITH CHEMICALS. CUT THE HAIR OFF.
*pees a lot*
get an inverted mohawk
“You can stay here and let old wounds fester as krogan have always done, or you can fight the enemy you were born to destroy, and win a new future for our children. I choose to fight.”
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
how cool would school be if it was full of cinnamon bagels instead of other studetns
hello teacher yes my peers are always baked in class
should i make breakfast for dinner or just drink liquor