Mariah. 22. oregon.

too pop-punk for you.

Wanton Mistress of the Night

So I've realized that, if you look at the original series TARDIS teams from season 11 on...

truestoriesaboutme:

…there are a lot of parallels with the new series TARDIS teams. Check this out. You have:

Team Underappreciated 1

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A more reserved, less eccentric Doctor that sometimes gets overshadowed by his more charismatic successor. One of the all time great companions but…

audible-smiles:

Why is it always “Dumbledore is my fave” or “Dumbledore is abusive” and never “Dumbledore is so fucking afraid of letting another dark wizard come to power that he channels his own darkness into training a human weapon from childhood to fight the darkness that he knows he can’t while pretending to be the wise wizard mentor that he wishes he actually was wow that is a super fascinating character and we should write all the fanfiction about it?”

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

memorizingthedigitsofpi:

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Completely uninterested in romantic attachments but totally down for a pizza.

comfemgem:

Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"
iguanamouth:

introducing the new supervillain duo
( both are prompts from this generator ! ! 
"glossy pink hellhound. it is wet and dripping with algae. it robs banks and its partner in crime is the next fursona you generate"
"big pink chihuahua. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else. it wears a surgical mask" )

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

“The concept of the gentle, subtle approach to words being somehow superior, in a literary sense, is utter crap. Of course thats just my opinion, but hear me out; words are the most powerful tool we have. They have started wars, ended marriages and, in certain circumstances, lives. If we water them down in flowery, passive prose are we not, then, making a show dog out of a hunting hound?”